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A few weeks ago, Colombia had a real chance to advance to the World Cup quarterfinals, and this city lost its collective mind for three weeks. Flags off every balcony, strangers embracing, the whole valley vibrating. Then Switzerland won on penalty kicks, and Colombia sat there proud but gutted. I sat there heartbroken, not just for them, but with them.

You can't escape your way into that. You can wear the jersey but not feel the emotion. Nobody's heart gets broken by a layover. Bruised maybe, but not broken.

I spent years as a Hollywood producer. Development meetings, option agreements, film festivals, every level of "producer," the whole enchilada. From the outside it looked like a life you'd never leave. From the inside, it was a life someone else had designed: the industry's hours, the industry's geography, the industry's definition of a win.

I've been to fifty countries. For a long time I told people that number like it was the point. It wasn't. Most of those countries I was escaping through, not arriving in. Fifty countries is what it looks like when a man keeps checking whether the problem stayed behind at the last airport. I call it the passport stamp scavenger hunt.

Then, just before the world shut down, I got to Medellín. And at some point, I made a different kind of decision. Not "this place feels good," which is a feeling and therefore a lease. Something closer to: I am going to build here, on purpose, and accept everything that comes with building. The visa paperwork. The Spanish that had to get good enough to joke with the old guys who sit in the café beneath my place drinking tinto and guaro, to interview local Colombians on camera. The bureaucrats, the taxi drivers, the bankers, the skeptical locals, the learning which neighborhoods hold their value and which friendships do. Seven years later, Medellín isn't my escape. It's my creative base, my second home.

Escape is defined by what you're leaving, so it's finished the moment you board, and it has nothing to say about day 200. Design is defined by what you're building, so it barely cares where you board.

Design is deciding what your actual non-negotiables are. Work you'd do in bad weather. People who'd notice if you went quiet for a week. A legal right to be where you are that doesn't reset every ninety days. Design is boring in exactly the places escape is thrilling. It's residency paperwork instead of border runs, a lease instead of a listicle, showing up at the same café. Design keeps what was working in the old life instead of torching it for symbolism.

And design accepts the cost that escape is specifically structured to avoid: if you commit to a place, the place can hurt you.

That's what I felt on the couch during penalties. Not tourist disappointment. Something closer to a hometown loss.

Design is the willingness to have a broken heart.

🇿🇦 South Africa - Overhauling its entire immigration system with a new points-based framework prioritizing economic contribution, allowing spouses of skilled workers to work, and replacing passive income requirements for retirement visas with active investment mandates. Big shift for a country that's been nomad-friendly on price but frustrating on process.

🇵🇹 Portugal - A small but real sign of life: AIMA and the University of Lisbon signed an agreement to pilot a 30-day processing window for student residence permits, the first time any category has seen that kind of commitment. The broader backlog remains unchanged.

🇮🇹 Italy - American retirees are now fueling a surge in Italy Golden Visa applications, with the program up nearly 63% since 2018, driven by the zero-day stay requirement and flexible path to EU residency. Now ranked the fourth most popular destination for U.S. retirees.

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - The Premium Residency program is growing fast as an alternative to European golden visas, with multiple investment, talent, and property routes offering long-term legal certainty in a country that was barely on the expat radar three years ago.

🇱🇻 Latvia - The president sent the golden visa closure bill back for a second reading, but investors are treating January 1, 2027 as a hard deadline regardless given the political trajectory. Last call if you want a lower-cost EU residency option.

🇰🇷 South Korea - The F-1-D workation visa officially launched June 30 with relaxed eligibility compared to the pilot, open to foreign nationals employed abroad who want to live and work remotely in the country. Income threshold tied to twice Korea's GNI per capita, so verify the current number before applying.

Check your target country’s official immigration page for exact income thresholds and application windows. They move quickly.

This has been on my list for a long time. Travel, foreign countries, two people figuring out their lives, that's basically my whole newsletter. But it's also a genre I almost never read, and I kept bumping it down the list until deep enough into summer that I finally said fine. Let's get it done.

Here's the rom-com formula, in case you haven't memorized it yet. Force two people together. Give them a reason not to act on it. Engineer a situation where they have to pretend they're together, which is just an excuse to practice being together. Have them actually fall into each other, physically, literally, close enough to feel the other person breathing. Finally hook up. Immediately regret it. Watch the friendship collapse. Then the revival. Then everyone lives happily ever after in New York.

That's this book. Two best friends, ten summer trips, one last chance to fall in love. Poppy is the wanderer, Alex is the one who stays home with a book and wears khakis. They're opposites, because of course they are.

My main trepidation for starting this was a worry it would be Dawson's Creek: International Edition. You know, judging a book by its cover. Luckily there's more to it than that. The dual timeline structure helps. You're getting the history of the friendship in parallel with the present-day implosion, and watching them evolve with each trip gives the relationship weight.

What falls flat is the tension. These are people in their thirties who clearly love each other, and the miscommunication trope feels a bit reckless for two adults who should know better. They read young. Younger than they're written. Two prude adventurers. Mmmm-k.

If this is your genre, you'll love it. If you came for the travel and the people, you'll be vaguely entertained. Netflix agreed enough to make it movie.

If something in here stayed with you, pass it on. The right essay finds the right person. Help it along.

See you next week. Don’t Escape. Design.

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